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Monday 5 September 2011

Me and Phoebles' Hols in Dorset

At the weekend me an' Phoebles went on a trip to Dorset an' we met a mermaid!   Honest!
She'd got feet and clothes and things 'cos they do when they are ashore.   Well a bloomin' great tail would'na be very practical on land, would it.   Anyway she an' her mermaid mates is running a B&B an' a mermaid shop full of mermaid pictures an' stuff.   That's a snap of us outside the shop, but there's no mermaid 'cos she's inside.   An' the shop is very old and haunted by dead smugglers an' things - it's real exciting!
Anyway I got this idea they could turn a bit of it into yet another catnip franchise an' sell me dad's Old Tar Catnip Plug an' cut it with seaweed.   But we've not suggested it yet 'cos mermaids can turn a bit funny.